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SiniStarR
05-27-2009, 12:08 AM
GENTLEMEN, I BRING YOU JARATECART!!!!

The latest in biological weaponry has hit the Yellow market, THE JARATE CART! DOWNLOAD NOW AND GET A ANOTHER FULL JAR OF JARATE ABSOLUTLY FREE (cart not included)

THIS PACK COMES WITH A JARATE CART AND GIANT JARATE FOR MASS PRODUCTION OF JARATE

One day the Sniper said "Let their be Jarate!" And so the team pissed in a giant glass jar.

*EDIT*
JARATE CART MK2!!!
HAS BEEN RELEASED!!!
WOW! with a total of 2 DOWNLOADS in one day, there is a clear understanding that I can milk the JARATECART with a SPECIAL EDITION JARATE CART!

THIS SPECIAL JARATE CART HAS AN INSULT WRITTEN ON THE VERY CAP, TO NOT ONLY SCARE YOUR ENEMY BUT, REMIND THEM OF THE INEVITABLE.

HURRY WHILE SUPPLIES LAST! Here at JARATE LAND. take pride in our PAYLOAD SIZED JARATE GLASSES,

I OFFER A 100%
GUARANTEE ON DOWNLOADER SATISFACTION
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OUR MISS TYPING OF THE WORD WANKER HAS BOTHERED MANY PEOPLE, WE WROTE BABYS INSTEAD OF WANKER, WHICH OFFENDED MOST PEOPLE! AS A TOKEN OF OUR APOLOGY WE ARE RECALLING ALL JARATE CARTS AND REPLACING THEM WITH A BETTER AND MORE ACCURATE LID, AS WELL AS A NEW GIANT JARATE GLASS!!!

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PLEASE REMOVE ALL PREVIOUS JARATECART/GIANT JARATE BASED FILES FROM YOUR COMPUTER, FOR YOUR BEST SATISFACTION THANK YOU!!!! THIS IS THE LAST VERSION OF THE JARATE CART, I WILL NO LONGER WORK ON IT, THANK YOU
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HAVE A COUPON FOR THE BLU TRAIN!!!
http://forums.tf2maps.net/showthread.php?t=6880
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WHATS NEW WITH THIS UPDATE?!
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-Updated the JarateCart positioning
-Changed the lid to have text.
-Optimized Jaratecart_v2 (this version is most efficent)
-Added a new material for Jarate Cart V2.

*NOTE: currently Hammer does not like to render all jarate models correctly because of it's glass texture most likely. THIS is not something that is obviously fixable. HOWEVER it does NOTmean this wont work ingame. It works perfectly as it should while in TEAM FORTRESS 2
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Well this is, it took less than two hours to do and I finished it on the same day it was requested. (How cool is that?!)

If you have any problems or feel like something should be changed contact me and i'll see what I can do.

Lastly anyone can use this, I just ask for a little acknowledgment (maybe even a thanks? :ohmy:) So until nextime, later....

-SiniStarR out

cornontheCoD
05-27-2009, 12:52 AM
I bet this is going to be used in every payload map from here on out :ohmy:

Mar
05-27-2009, 01:03 AM
Is there a hot sticky explosion at the end of it?

TheDarkerSideofYourShadow
05-27-2009, 01:44 AM
Is there a hot sticky explosion at the end of it?

/facepalm

The Political Gamer
05-27-2009, 06:19 AM
+10 Piss points

gastrop0d
05-27-2009, 07:10 AM
There should be some kind of explosive on it, imo. Still, pretty cool.

The Political Gamer
05-27-2009, 09:04 AM
There should be some kind of explosive on it, imo. Still, pretty cool.
The piss goes everywhere putting out fires and handing out crits.

A Boojum Snark
05-27-2009, 09:58 AM
There should be some kind of explosive on it, imo. Still, pretty cool.
Jarate explodes by itself if in the air too long, so clearly it is an unstable explosive as it is.

SiniStarR
05-27-2009, 10:32 AM
There should be some kind of explosive on it, imo. Still, pretty cool.

HOLY CRAP YOU RIGHT! I forgot about that to be honest. Ill probably put one on if more people request it, but right now I plan on leaving it as it is, unless there are any "Significant" problems with the model itself.

joshman
05-27-2009, 01:10 PM
Wow, I didn't expect this so quickly. You did a wonderful job and i'll be sure to use it in my map.
Feedback:
Scoot the bottle back just a hair so it touches the dispenser.
Add some witty graffiti on the lid of the bottle, it seems kind of bland.
Other than that it seems perfect. Thank You so Much!

VelvetFistIronGlove
05-27-2009, 01:11 PM
Jarcarte! We will show YOU who is the BOSS!

Micnax
05-27-2009, 01:20 PM
Entire team has been shown who is boss!

Penguin
05-27-2009, 09:58 PM
It really needs to say "Sorry to Piss on your Parade" somewhere on the jar; prehaps the lid?

Otherwise fabulous!

Void
05-28-2009, 12:09 AM
Lovely.

SiniStarR
05-28-2009, 12:18 AM
AS YOU CAN SEE JARATE CART v2 HAS HIT THE DOWNLOAD SECTION! HUZZAH!

Ravidge
05-28-2009, 03:09 AM
I'm pretty sure "babys" is wrong. Replace it with "babies" or something cooler... To me it just sounds wierd that the sniper would even use that word as a taunt.. it's more of a Heavy thing.

You could use "mongrels", "wankers" or any other sniper related taunt.

gastrop0d
05-28-2009, 03:22 AM
I'm pretty sure "babys" is wrong. Replace it with "babies" or something cooler... To me it just sounds wierd that the sniper would even use that word as a taunt.. it's more of a Heavy thing.

You could use "mongrels", "wankers" or any other sniper related taunt.

Seconded!

Phobos
05-28-2009, 06:34 AM
Our enemies will taste our power now.

Could use a dead spy swimming in the jar though. We take no prisoners.

Sgt Frag
05-28-2009, 09:48 AM
scary!

SiniStarR
05-28-2009, 10:23 AM
Well my original thought was that the heavy is usually the one who likes to get messages across, and so thats why "babies" is spelt wrong.

I suppose I could always change babies to "wanker", and also rerelease the giant jarate glass since that didn't reveive the new shiny v2 optimized glass.

Void
05-28-2009, 12:39 PM
Write "the BOSS" on it.

uma plata
05-28-2009, 01:41 PM
This model is #1

DaFatCat
05-28-2009, 06:20 PM
Needs blue piss to match the team color. :p

Spike
05-28-2009, 06:35 PM
Pisssssssss, my eyes buuuuuuuuurnnnnnnn

SiniStarR
05-28-2009, 11:13 PM
The final jarate cart and giant jarate are here! Please download and read red text on front page for instructions!

Rootbeerz
05-28-2009, 11:36 PM
Oh... now you just gave me an awesome idea for a map.

Micnax
05-29-2009, 10:58 AM
Oh... now you just gave me an awesome idea for a map.
Same here. *runs to hammer*

SiniStarR
05-29-2009, 12:06 PM
Lawl Ive done many things to people!

DaFatCat
05-30-2009, 05:46 PM
You'd better make a pissy explosion effect.

myelin
08-26-2009, 01:49 AM
How would I go about making this the cart on my pl_goldrush server? Greatness!

SiniStarR
08-26-2009, 08:34 AM
How would I go about making this the cart on my pl_goldrush server? Greatness!

you would have to put it into the actual map before compiling. So in otherwords you would have to request it from the map creator to change the current payload cart. Good luck with that seeing how it's Valve's map.

Im pretty sure there isn't a way to pull it off server side. But if there is then ill be damned.

The Political Gamer
08-26-2009, 12:46 PM
Im pretty sure there isn't a way to pull it off server side. But if there is then ill be damned.Yep there is a server plug-in for that.

myelin
08-26-2009, 04:54 PM
Yep there is a server plug-in for that.

Is this through SourceMod? Care to post a link? :)

SiniStarR
08-26-2009, 05:03 PM
Yep there is a server plug-in for that.

then ill be damned XD

The Political Gamer
08-26-2009, 05:12 PM
Is this through SourceMod? Care to post a link? :)
SM File/Folder Downloader and Precacher - AlliedModders
Entity Tools 1.1 - AlliedModders
Stripper:Source (1.2 w/ L4D support) - AlliedModders
Good luck figuring it all out. :O

SiniStarR
08-26-2009, 05:37 PM
SM File/Folder Downloader and Precacher - AlliedModders (http://forums.alliedmods.net/showthread.php?t=69005)
Entity Tools 1.1 - AlliedModders (http://forums.alliedmods.net/showthread.php?t=75235)
Stripper:Source (1.2 w/ L4D support) - AlliedModders (http://forums.alliedmods.net/showthread.php?t=39439)
Good luck figuring it all out. :O

Myelin, Im happy to allow you to use my model for this. If you do commit to this idea of yours, then send me an ip to the sever XD I would love to check this out.

Lastly if you do plan on using this keep in mind at somepoint in the future when im less swamped with other work, I plan on going back to this model and do a redux. So friend me here or on Steam if you'd like, and if I ever get to doing it and you are still using the cart Ill let you know of any updates.