Why do you love steam convos?

Turbo writes a fanfic:

Turbo Lover: 'The robotic behemoth pistoned into me again and again, tenderising my splayed cheeks.
"Titanfall in 3, baby."
Sticky, black oil filled my insides."
[UEAK]Crash left chat.
Turbo Lover: Crash came
Fubar: no
Fubar: NO

God damn it.

DONT TRUST ME I MAY GET HIJACKED: is my name enough warning?

02:35 - nightwatch: especially this one right cinnamon data:image/jpeg;base64,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
02:35 - nightwatch: holy shit
02:35 - Dr. Spud: wo
02:35 - Alex 76: woah
02:35 - [UEAK]Crash: now you fucked up
02:35 - Fantasmos: jesus christ
02:35 - stegarootbeer: thats not even a link

That even screws up the forums.

Good work. A+

Kierany9: Anyway, can we change the subject?
Ammy: I have a massive cock
Kierany9: Apparently not
Ammy: its at least 2 inches
Ammy: jk l ol o l ol
Kierany9: USE THE METRIC SYSTEM GODDAMNIT
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Kierany9: What are these inches you speak of?
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Axio left chat.

7:50 PM - nightwatch: hair must be free
7:50 PM - My night sky is starless: hair must be regulated; controlled
7:50 PM - nightwatch: let it go, let it go, don't tie it back anymore
7:50 PM - nightwatch: let your hair flow down
7:50 PM - nightwatch: the frizz never bothered me anyway

11:45 PM - Ammy: http://i.imgur.com/IBQAty9.png my masterpiece is done
11:46 PM - Berry''': draw me on a boat with a hot guy
11:46 PM - Berry''': questions? yes it can be you
11:46 PM - Kierany9: Ammy, you are inspiring
11:47 PM - bakscratch_/: woah runescape looks awesome
11:48 PM - Ammy: http://i.imgur.com/SSVGKk9.png
11:49 PM - Ammy: im good at drawing circles
11:49 PM - Berry''': why are you on fire ammy
11:49 PM - Kierany9: He's hot
11:50 PM - Berry''': he needs abs
11:54 PM - Ammy: http://i.imgur.com/VGx83bb.png
11:55 PM - Berry''': why is there a flaming bird man with ball hands
11:55 PM - bakscratch_/ is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
11:55 PM - Kierany9: Is that Falco?
11:56 PM - Ammy: triangle mouth
11:56 PM - Ammy: its the same hot guy on the boat but in hyper-detail mode

Ammy: Everyone, whats your record amount for times masturbated in a 24 hour period?
Mystyc Cheez: 9 times I think
LeSwordfish: i'm leaving
LeSwordfish left chat.

22:53 - Kierany9: Aren't we all here to learn and make great maps?
22:53 - Acadium: Yep, totally
22:53 - Axio: displacements are really awkward
22:53 - stegarootbeer: no jsut to make great maps
22:53 - stegarootbeer: if you arent already an expert get out
22:53 - stegarootbeer left chat.

11:01 PM - Yacan1: I thought it was legit
11:01 PM - Yacan1: until I saw prestige

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im there to make things seem inconspicuous

bakscratch_/: Egan
»LLF« ::Egan::: bakscratch_/
Berry''': Egan
Kierany9: Egan
»LLF« ::Egan::: Berry"
»LLF« ::Egan::: Kierany9
Berry''': Kierany
Fr0z3nR: FROZEN!
Kierany9: Berry
bakscratch_/: Do You Know Squarepusher?
Berry''': Bakscratch
Kierany9: Egan
bakscratch_/: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYS8edMRgBg
Berry''': Berry
bakscratch_/: stfu guys

Cookie knows the spanish language

01:40 - powah's minion: habla si si espagnol
01:41 - powah's minion: tacos locos pesos
01:41 - powah's minion: si si
01:41 - CookieMasterz: your
01:41 - CookieMasterz: spanish
01:41 - CookieMasterz: makes me'
01:41 - CookieMasterz: cri
01:41 - CookieMasterz: y
01:41 - CookieMasterz: do
01:41 - powah's minion: si si sombreros carlos spagnos
01:41 - CookieMasterz: 10/10
01:41 - CookieMasterz: sombreros
01:41 - CookieMasterz: carlos
01:41 - CookieMasterz: spangos
01:42 - powah's minion: si carlos carloss?
01:42 - CookieMasterz: im
01:42 - CookieMasterz: im
01:42 - CookieMasterz: im
01:42 - CookieMasterz: im
01:42 - powah's minion: eta una momenta badenta
01:42 - CookieMasterz: im
01:42 - CookieMasterz: badenta
01:43 - powah's minion: non non carlos abla fiesta da siesta menos locos tacos grandos
01:43 - CookieMasterz: what
01:43 - CookieMasterz: where do yuo
01:43 - CookieMasterz: get these
01:43 - CookieMasterz: words
01:43 - CookieMasterz: from

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22:28 - Fantasmos entered chat.
22:28 - Icemilk♥Magic: harrypotterharrypotter
22:28 - Icemilk♥Magic: harrypotterharrypotter
22:28 - Fantasmos disconnected.

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Idolon: personal prefernce i guess
Idolon: prefernce
Idolon: perfercne
LeSwordfish: perfercne sounds kinda frence
LeSwordfish: frence
LeSwordfish: fuck me
LeSwordfish: *french

not steam, but IRC

on the subject of american education system...

<NKCyborg> I mean that's an interesting question doc, do you go for prestige or accessibility
<docBeard> prestige is literally useless
<mitch> prestige sucks

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9:39 PM - Bird as Prophet: axio do you have any experience with leather?
9:40 PM - Axio: ;D

ManBeaR TF: If you where to make a one point A/D map, would you use the cp_ or koth_ prefix?
Layl: cp
Grizzly Berry: cp
Kierany9: arena_

20:28 - Ammy: whats a homestuck?
20:29 - Ammy: is it someone thats been grounded
20:29 - Berry~: no it's a webcomic
20:29 - Ammy: tell me about it
20:29 - Berry~: it's very very very very very very very very long
20:29 - Ammy: like my
20:29 - Ammy: legs

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Good morning.