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penguindood · Jul 26, 2015

Chapter 14: Faptain reaches shore!

And died instantly from the consumption of several hundred thousand billion trillion million, two hundred seventy-seven cans of canned ass. Which was created by Shrek and his chief assassin Private Twinkletoes III. The deceased Faptain gradually succumbed to decomposition. Meanwhile, on April 31st, the predicted end of the world had been delayed, because doggy treats can't melt steel beams, dreams or tangerines. The fanbase was impossible to be pleased since cats and squids can be real assholes. The cats and the squids have gone crazy after they were outlawed by the Grand dictator in 777

Vel0city · Jul 27, 2015

Chapter 14: Faptain reaches shore!

And died instantly from the consumption of several hundred thousand billion trillion million, two hundred seventy-seven cans of canned ass. Which was created by Shrek and his chief assassin Private Twinkletoes III. The deceased Faptain gradually succumbed to decomposition. Meanwhile, on April 31st, the predicted end of the world had been delayed, because doggy treats can't melt steel beams, dreams or tangerines. The fanbase was impossible to be pleased since cats and squids can be real assholes. The cats and the squids have gone crazy after they were outlawed by the Grand dictator in 777 royal babies designed

Vincent · Jul 27, 2015

Chapter 14: Faptain reaches shore!

And died instantly from the consumption of several hundred thousand billion trillion million, two hundred seventy-seven cans of canned ass. Which was created by Shrek and his chief assassin Private Twinkletoes III. The deceased Faptain gradually succumbed to decomposition. Meanwhile, on April 31st, the predicted end of the world had been delayed, because doggy treats can't melt steel beams, dreams or tangerines. The fanbase was impossible to be pleased since cats and squids can be real assholes. The cats and the squids had gone crazy after they were outlawed by the Grand dictator in 777 for discharging royal babies designed for

Empyre · Jul 27, 2015

Chapter 14: Faptain reaches shore!

And died instantly from the consumption of several hundred thousand billion trillion million, two hundred seventy-seven cans of canned ass. Which was created by Shrek and his chief assassin Private Twinkletoes III. The deceased Faptain gradually succumbed to decomposition. Meanwhile, on April 31st, the predicted end of the world had been delayed, because doggy treats can't melt steel beams, dreams or tangerines. The fanbase was impossible to be pleased since cats and squids can be real assholes. The cats and the squids had gone crazy after they were outlawed by the Grand dictator in 777 for discharging royal babies designed for world domination. Spaghetti

radarhead · Jul 27, 2015

Chapter 14: Faptain reaches shore!

And died instantly from the consumption of several hundred thousand billion trillion million, two hundred seventy-seven cans of canned ass. Which was created by Shrek and his chief assassin Private Twinkletoes III. The deceased Faptain gradually succumbed to decomposition. Meanwhile, on April 31st, the predicted end of the world had been delayed, because doggy treats can't melt steel beams, dreams or tangerines. The fanbase was impossible to be pleased since cats and squids can be real assholes. The cats and the squids had gone crazy after they were outlawed by the Grand dictator in 777 for discharging royal babies designed for world domination. Spaghetti was the official

Vincent · Jul 27, 2015

Chapter 14: Faptain reaches shore!

And died instantly from the consumption of several hundred thousand billion trillion million, two hundred seventy-seven cans of canned ass. Which was created by Shrek and his chief assassin Private Twinkletoes III. The deceased Faptain gradually succumbed to decomposition. Meanwhile, on April 31st, the predicted end of the world had been delayed, because doggy treats can't melt steel beams, dreams or tangerines. The fanbase was impossible to pleased since cats and squids can be real assholes. The cats and the squids had gone crazy after they were outlawed by the Grand dictator in 777 for discharging royal babies designed for world domination. Spaghetti was the official Mom's Spaghetti, no

penguindood · Jul 27, 2015

Chapter 14: Faptain reaches shore!

And died instantly from the consumption of several hundred thousand billion trillion million, two hundred seventy-seven cans of canned ass. Which was created by Shrek and his chief assassin Private Twinkletoes III. The deceased Faptain gradually succumbed to decomposition. Meanwhile, on April 31st, the predicted end of the world had been delayed, because doggy treats can't melt steel beams, dreams or tangerines. The fanbase was impossible to pleased since cats and squids can be real assholes. The cats and the squids had gone crazy after they were outlawed by the Grand dictator in 777 for discharging royal babies designed for world domination. Spaghetti was the official Mom's Spaghetti, no wonder its stocks

radarhead · Jul 28, 2015

Chapter 14: Faptain reaches shore!

And died instantly from the consumption of several hundred thousand billion trillion million, two hundred seventy-seven cans of canned ass. Which was created by Shrek and his chief assassin Private Twinkletoes III. The deceased Faptain gradually succumbed to decomposition. Meanwhile, on April 31st, the predicted end of the world had been delayed, because doggy treats can't melt steel beams, dreams or tangerines. The fanbase was impossible to pleased since cats and squids can be real assholes. The cats and the squids had gone crazy after they were outlawed by the Grand dictator in 777 for discharging royal babies designed for world domination. Spaghetti was the official Mom's Spaghetti, no wonder its stocks plummeted when Mom

Vincent · Jul 28, 2015

Chapter 14: Faptain reaches shore!

And died instantly from the consumption of several hundred thousand billion trillion million, two hundred seventy-seven cans of canned ass. Which was created by Shrek and his chief assassin Private Twinkletoes III. The deceased Faptain gradually succumbed to decomposition. Meanwhile, on April 31st, the predicted end of the world had been delayed, because doggy treats can't melt steel beams, dreams or tangerines. The fanbase was impossible to please since cats and squids can be real assholes. The cats and the squids had gone crazy after they were outlawed by the Grand dictator in 777 for discharging royal babies designed for world domination. Spaghetti was the official Mom's Spaghetti, no wonder its stocks plummeted when Mom erected a sentry.

Zed · Jul 28, 2015

Chapter 14: Faptain reaches shore!

And died instantly from the consumption of several hundred thousand billion trillion million, two hundred seventy-seven cans of canned ass. Which was created by Shrek and his chief assassin Private Twinkletoes III. The deceased Faptain gradually succumbed to decomposition. Meanwhile, on April 31st, the predicted end of the world had been delayed, because doggy treats can't melt steel beams, dreams or tangerines. The fanbase was impossible to please since cats and squids can be real assholes. The cats and the squids had gone crazy after they were outlawed by the Grand dictator in 777 for discharging royal babies designed for world domination. Spaghetti was the official Mom's Spaghetti, no wonder its stocks plummeted when Mom erected a sentry. A voice bellowed

Empyre · Jul 28, 2015

Chapter 14: Faptain reaches shore!

And died instantly from the consumption of several hundred thousand billion trillion million, two hundred seventy-seven cans of canned ass. Which was created by Shrek and his chief assassin Private Twinkletoes III. The deceased Faptain gradually succumbed to decomposition. Meanwhile, on April 31st, the predicted end of the world had been delayed, because doggy treats can't melt steel beams, dreams or tangerines. The fanbase was impossible to please since cats and squids can be real assholes. The cats and the squids had gone crazy after they were outlawed by the Grand dictator in 777 for discharging royal babies designed for world domination. Spaghetti was the official Mom's Spaghetti, no wonder its stocks plummeted when Mom erected a sentry. A voice bellowed "Welcome to the

CriminalBunny · Jul 28, 2015

Chapter 14: Faptain reaches shore!

And died instantly from the consumption of several hundred thousand billion trillion million, two hundred seventy-seven cans of canned ass. Which was created by Shrek and his chief assassin Private Twinkletoes III. The deceased Faptain gradually succumbed to decomposition. Meanwhile, on April 31st, the predicted end of the world had been delayed, because doggy treats can't melt steel beams, dreams or tangerines. The fanbase was impossible to please since cats and squids can be real assholes. The cats and the squids had gone crazy after they were outlawed by the Grand dictator in 777 for discharging royal babies designed for world domination. Spaghetti was the official Mom's Spaghetti, no wonder its stocks plummeted when Mom erected a sentry. A voice bellowed "Welcome to the land of the

UKCS-Alias · Jul 28, 2015

Chapter 14: Faptain reaches shore!

And died instantly from the consumption of several hundred thousand billion trillion million, two hundred seventy-seven cans of canned ass. Which was created by Shrek and his chief assassin Private Twinkletoes III. The deceased Faptain gradually succumbed to decomposition. Meanwhile, on April 31st, the predicted end of the world had been delayed, because doggy treats can't melt steel beams, dreams or tangerines. The fanbase was impossible to please since cats and squids can be real assholes. The cats and the squids had gone crazy after they were outlawed by the Grand dictator in 777 for discharging royal babies designed for world domination. Spaghetti was the official Mom's Spaghetti, no wonder its stocks plummeted when Mom erected a sentry. A voice bellowed "Welcome to the land of the grilled potato monster!"

MaccyF · Jul 28, 2015

Chapter 14: Faptain reaches shore!

And died instantly from the consumption of several hundred thousand billion trillion million, two hundred seventy-seven cans of canned ass. Which was created by Shrek and his chief assassin Private Twinkletoes III. The deceased Faptain gradually succumbed to decomposition. Meanwhile, on April 31st, the predicted end of the world had been delayed, because doggy treats can't melt steel beams, dreams or tangerines. The fanbase was impossible to please since cats and squids can be real assholes. The cats and the squids had gone crazy after they were outlawed by the Grand dictator in 777 for discharging royal babies designed for world domination. Spaghetti was the official Mom's Spaghetti, no wonder its stocks plummeted when Mom erected a sentry. A voice bellowed "Welcome to the land of the grilled potato monster!" as thunderous footsteps

radarhead · Jul 28, 2015

Chapter 14: Faptain reaches shore!

And died instantly from the consumption of several hundred thousand billion trillion million, two hundred seventy-seven cans of canned ass. Which was created by Shrek and his chief assassin Private Twinkletoes III. The deceased Faptain gradually succumbed to decomposition. Meanwhile, on April 31st, the predicted end of the world had been delayed, because doggy treats can't melt steel beams, dreams or tangerines. The fanbase was impossible to please since cats and squids can be real assholes. The cats and the squids had gone crazy after they were outlawed by the Grand dictator in 777 for discharging royal babies designed for world domination. Spaghetti was the official Mom's Spaghetti, no wonder its stocks plummeted when Mom erected a sentry. A voice bellowed "Welcome to the land of the grilled potato monster!" as thunderous footsteps crashed the Stock

Vel0city · Jul 29, 2015

Chapter 14: Faptain reaches shore!

And died instantly from the consumption of several hundred thousand billion trillion million, two hundred seventy-seven cans of canned ass. Which was created by Shrek and his chief assassin Private Twinkletoes III. The deceased Faptain gradually succumbed to decomposition. Meanwhile, on April 31st, the predicted end of the world had been delayed, because doggy treats can't melt steel beams, dreams or tangerines. The fanbase was impossible to please since cats and squids can be real assholes. The cats and the squids had gone crazy after they were outlawed by the Grand dictator in 777 for discharging royal babies designed for world domination. Spaghetti was the official Mom's Spaghetti, no wonder its stocks plummeted when Mom erected a sentry. A voice bellowed "Welcome to the land of the grilled potato monster!" as thunderous footsteps crashed the Stock Maps Market. "How

Kraken · Jul 29, 2015

Chapter 14: Faptain reaches shore!

And died instantly from the consumption of several hundred thousand billion trillion million, two hundred seventy-seven cans of canned ass. Which was created by Shrek and his chief assassin Private Twinkletoes III. The deceased Faptain gradually succumbed to decomposition. Meanwhile, on April 31st, the predicted end of the world had been delayed, because doggy treats can't melt steel beams, dreams or tangerines. The fanbase was impossible to please since cats and squids can be real assholes. The cats and the squids had gone crazy after they were outlawed by the Grand dictator in 777 for discharging royal babies designed for world domination. Spaghetti was the official Mom's Spaghetti, no wonder its stocks plummeted when Mom erected a sentry. A voice bellowed "Welcome to the land of the grilled potato monster!" as thunderous footsteps crashed the Stock Maps Market. "How may I help

Vel0city · Jul 29, 2015

Chapter 14: Faptain reaches shore!

And died instantly from the consumption of several hundred thousand billion trillion million, two hundred seventy-seven cans of canned ass. Which was created by Shrek and his chief assassin Private Twinkletoes III. The deceased Faptain gradually succumbed to decomposition. Meanwhile, on April 31st, the predicted end of the world had been delayed, because doggy treats can't melt steel beams, dreams or tangerines. The fanbase was impossible to please since cats and squids can be real assholes. The cats and the squids had gone crazy after they were outlawed by the Grand dictator in 777 for discharging royal babies designed for world domination. Spaghetti was the official Mom's Spaghetti, no wonder its stocks plummeted when Mom erected a sentry. A voice bellowed "Welcome to the land of the grilled potato monster!" as thunderous footsteps crashed the Stock Maps Market. "How may I help the square cactus

UKCS-Alias · Jul 29, 2015

Chapter 14: Faptain reaches shore!

And died instantly from the consumption of several hundred thousand billion trillion million, two hundred seventy-seven cans of canned ass. Which was created by Shrek and his chief assassin Private Twinkletoes III. The deceased Faptain gradually succumbed to decomposition. Meanwhile, on April 31st, the predicted end of the world had been delayed, because doggy treats can't melt steel beams, dreams or tangerines. The fanbase was impossible to please since cats and squids can be real assholes. The cats and the squids had gone crazy after they were outlawed by the Grand dictator in 777 for discharging royal babies designed for world domination. Spaghetti was the official Mom's Spaghetti, no wonder its stocks plummeted when Mom erected a sentry. A voice bellowed "Welcome to the land of the grilled potato monster!" as thunderous footsteps crashed the Stock Maps Market. "How may I help the square cactus reach funny pizza stores at noon?"

Empyre · Jul 29, 2015

Chapter 14: Faptain reaches shore!

And died instantly from the consumption of several hundred thousand billion trillion million, two hundred seventy-seven cans of canned ass. Which was created by Shrek and his chief assassin Private Twinkletoes III. The deceased Faptain gradually succumbed to decomposition. Meanwhile, on April 31st, the predicted end of the world had been delayed, because doggy treats can't melt steel beams, dreams or tangerines. The fanbase was impossible to please since cats and squids can be real assholes. The cats and the squids had gone crazy after they were outlawed by the Grand dictator in 777 for discharging royal babies designed for world domination. Spaghetti was the official Mom's Spaghetti, no wonder its stocks plummeted when Mom erected a sentry. A voice bellowed "Welcome to the land of the grilled potato monster!" as thunderous footsteps crashed the Stock Maps Market. "How may I help the square cactus reach funny pizza stores at noon?", inquired the surprisingly

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