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SC PL

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Jun 25, 2015
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The day was very boring until Soldier started making horrible noises while pushing bomb. Engineer explained, "You shall not meme!" said Gabe Newell. "What? How did dank memes get to Gravelpit's gravelpit so impossibly fast?!" Exclaimed Shia LaBeouf, "I thought I killed them off!" said SAXTON HAAALE using an accent he learned from the Aperture Science. Spy decided to wait until the release of HL3, and he died. Hitler danced the traditional German dance which isn't hetero. It was a cold day in cp_coldfront while I made a rather quit this server.
 
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Digaag Wa Riz

The day was very boring until Soldier started making horrible noises while pushing bomb. Engineer explained, "You shall not meme!" said Gabe Newell. "What? How did dank memes get to Gravelpit's gravelpit so impossibly fast?!" Exclaimed Shia LaBeouf, "I thought I killed them off!" said SAXTON HAAALE using an accent he learned from the Aperture Science. Spy decided to wait until the release of HL3, and he died. Hitler danced the traditional German dance which isn't hetero. It was a cold day in cp_coldfront while I made a rather phallic-looking snowman.

EDIT: Greninja'd
 

Empyre

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The day was very boring until Soldier started making horrible noises while pushing bomb. Engineer explained, "You shall not meme!" said Gabe Newell. "What? How did dank memes get to Gravelpit's gravelpit so impossibly fast?!" Exclaimed Shia LaBeouf, "I thought I killed them off!" said SAXTON HAAALE using an accent he learned from the Aperture Science. Spy decided to wait until the release of HL3, and he died. Hitler danced the traditional German dance which isn't hetero. It was a cold day in cp_coldfront while I made a rather phallic-looking snowman quit this server. Meanwhile, back in
 

Vel0city

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Dec 6, 2014
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The day was very boring until Soldier started making horrible noises while pushing bomb. Engineer explained, "You shall not meme!" said Gabe Newell. "What? How did dank memes get to Gravelpit's gravelpit so impossibly fast?!" Exclaimed Shia LaBeouf, "I thought I killed them off!" said SAXTON HAAALE using an accent he learned from the Aperture Science. Spy decided to wait until the release of HL3, and he died. Hitler danced the traditional German dance which isn't hetero. It was a cold day in cp_coldfront while I made a rather phallic-looking snowman quit this server. Meanwhile, back in the 3rd base
 

CriminalBunny

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Oct 11, 2013
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The day was very boring until Soldier started making horrible noises while pushing bomb. Engineer explained, "You shall not meme!" said Gabe Newell. "What? How did dank memes get to Gravelpit's gravelpit so impossibly fast?!" Exclaimed Shia LaBeouf, "I thought I killed them off!" said SAXTON HAAALE using an accent he learned from the Aperture Science. Spy decided to wait until the release of HL3, and he died. Hitler danced the traditional German dance which isn't hetero. It was a cold day in cp_coldfront while I made a rather phallic-looking snowman quit this server. Meanwhile, back in the 3rd base of the rebel-
 
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The day was very boring until Soldier started making horrible noises while pushing bomb. Engineer explained, "You shall not meme!" said Gabe Newell. "What? How did dank memes get to Gravelpit's gravelpit so impossibly fast?!" Exclaimed Shia LaBeouf, "I thought I killed them off!" said SAXTON HAAALE using an accent he learned from the Aperture Science. Spy decided to wait until the release of HL3, and he died. Hitler danced the traditional German dance which isn't hetero. It was a cold day in cp_coldfront while I made a rather phallic-looking snowman quit this server. Meanwhile, back in the 3rd base of the rebel-Alliance Darth Vader
 

CriminalBunny

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Oct 11, 2013
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The day was very boring until Soldier started making horrible noises while pushing bomb. Engineer explained, "You shall not meme!" said Gabe Newell. "What? How did dank memes get to Gravelpit's gravelpit so impossibly fast?!" Exclaimed Shia LaBeouf, "I thought I killed them off!" said SAXTON HAAALE using an accent he learned from the Aperture Science. Spy decided to wait until the release of HL3, and he died. Hitler danced the traditional German dance which isn't hetero. It was a cold day in cp_coldfront while I made a rather phallic-looking snowman quit this server. Meanwhile, back in the 3rd base of the rebel-Alliance, Darth Vader decided to start
 

Bunbun

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May 18, 2014
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The day was very boring until Soldier started making horrible noises while pushing bomb. Engineer explained, "You shall not meme!" said Gabe Newell. "What? How did dank memes get to Gravelpit's gravelpit so impossibly fast?!" Exclaimed Shia LaBeouf, "I thought I killed them off!" said SAXTON HAAALE using an accent he learned from the Aperture Science. Spy decided to wait until the release of HL3, and he died. Hitler danced the traditional German dance which isn't hetero. It was a cold day in cp_coldfront while I made a rather phallic-looking snowman quit this server. Meanwhile, back in the 3rd base of the rebel-Alliance, Darth Vader decided to start doing nothing, creepy
 

Vel0city

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Dec 6, 2014
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The day was very boring until Soldier started making horrible noises while pushing bomb. Engineer explained, "You shall not meme!" said Gabe Newell. "What? How did dank memes get to Gravelpit's gravelpit so impossibly fast?!" Exclaimed Shia LaBeouf, "I thought I killed them off!" said SAXTON HAAALE using an accent he learned from the Aperture Science. Spy decided to wait until the release of HL3, and he died. Hitler danced the traditional German dance which isn't hetero. It was a cold day in cp_coldfront while I made a rather phallic-looking snowman quit this server. Meanwhile, back in the 3rd base of the rebel-Alliance, Darth Vader decided to start doing nothing, creepy pootis fairies ate
 

SC PL

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Jun 25, 2015
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The day was very boring until Soldier started making horrible noises while pushing bomb. Engineer explained, "You shall not meme!" said Gabe Newell. "What? How did dank memes get to Gravelpit's gravelpit so impossibly fast?!" Exclaimed Shia LaBeouf, "I thought I killed them off!" said SAXTON HAAALE using an accent he learned from the Aperture Science. Spy decided to wait until the release of HL3, and he died. Hitler danced the traditional German dance which isn't hetero. It was a cold day in cp_coldfront while I made a rather phallic-looking snowman quit this server. Meanwhile, back in the 3rd base of the rebel-Alliance, Darth Vader decided to start doing nothing, creepy pootis fairies ate my cake! I
 

Tumby

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May 12, 2013
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The day was very boring until Soldier started making horrible noises while pushing bomb. Engineer explained, "You shall not meme!" said Gabe Newell. "What? How did dank memes get to Gravelpit's gravelpit so impossibly fast?!" Exclaimed Shia LaBeouf, "I thought I killed them off!" said SAXTON HAAALE using an accent he learned from the Aperture Science. Spy decided to wait until the release of HL3, and he died. Hitler danced the traditional German dance which isn't hetero. It was a cold day in cp_coldfront while I made a rather phallic-looking snowman quit this server. Meanwhile, back in the 3rd base of the rebel-Alliance, Darth Vader decided to start doing nothing, creepy pootis fairies ate my cake! I am absolutelly furious
 

Cole Slaw

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Feb 26, 2015
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The day was very boring until Soldier started making horrible noises while pushing bomb. Engineer explained, "You shall not meme!" said Gabe Newell. "What? How did dank memes get to Gravelpit's gravelpit so impossibly fast?!" Exclaimed Shia LaBeouf, "I thought I killed them off!" said SAXTON HAAALE using an accent he learned from the Aperture Science. Spy decided to wait until the release of HL3, and he died. Hitler danced the traditional German dance which isn't hetero. It was a cold day in cp_coldfront while I made a rather phallic-looking snowman quit this server. Meanwhile, back in the 3rd base of the rebel-Alliance, Darth Vader decided to start doing nothing, creepy pootis fairies ate my cake! I am absolutelly furious that they did.
 

Izotope

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The day was very boring until Soldier started making horrible noises while pushing bomb. Engineer explained, "You shall not meme!" said Gabe Newell. "What? How did dank memes get to Gravelpit's gravelpit so impossibly fast?!" Exclaimed Shia LaBeouf, "I thought I killed them off!" said SAXTON HAAALE using an accent he learned from the Aperture Science. Spy decided to wait until the release of HL3, and he died. Hitler danced the traditional German dance which isn't hetero. It was a cold day in cp_coldfront while I made a rather phallic-looking snowman quit this server. Meanwhile, back in the 3rd base of the rebel-Alliance, Darth Vader decided to start doing nothing, creepy pootis fairies ate my cake! I am absolutelly furious that they did. "ALLAHU AKBAR!" screamed
 

SC PL

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Jun 25, 2015
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The day was very boring until Soldier started making horrible noises while pushing bomb. Engineer explained, "You shall not meme!" said Gabe Newell. "What? How did dank memes get to Gravelpit's gravelpit so impossibly fast?!" Exclaimed Shia LaBeouf, "I thought I killed them off!" said SAXTON HAAALE using an accent he learned from the Aperture Science. Spy decided to wait until the release of HL3, and he died. Hitler danced the traditional German dance which isn't hetero. It was a cold day in cp_coldfront while I made a rather phallic-looking snowman quit this server. Meanwhile, back in the 3rd base of the rebel-Alliance, Darth Vader decided to start doing nothing, creepy pootis fairies ate my cake! I am absolutelly furious that they did."ALLAHU AKBAR!" screamed while I was

I don't like it
 

Vel0city

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Dec 6, 2014
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The day was very boring until Soldier started making horrible noises while pushing bomb. Engineer explained, "You shall not meme!" said Gabe Newell. "What? How did dank memes get to Gravelpit's gravelpit so impossibly fast?!" Exclaimed Shia LaBeouf, "I thought I killed them off!" said SAXTON HAAALE using an accent he learned from the Aperture Science. Spy decided to wait until the release of HL3, and he died. Hitler danced the traditional German dance which isn't hetero. It was a cold day in cp_coldfront while I made a rather phallic-looking snowman quit this server. Meanwhile, back in the 3rd base of the rebel-Alliance, Darth Vader decided to start doing nothing, creepy pootis fairies ate my cake! I am absolutelly furious that they did."ALLAHU AKBAR!" screamed while I was dead.


Alyx Vance
 

Izotope

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Alyx Vance is dead too. R.I.P. in peace. We'll never forget. We'll never forgive.