The "I had a weird dream" Thread

[HellJumper]

I'm taking this summer class which is MTWRF (every day of the week). I had a dream today that I ended up going to class only on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays. I failed the class in the dream...

Pretty bad nightmare. And weird.

[REEJ]

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Originally Posted by Leminnes

I had a dream a few weeks ago where Valve bought my (unspecified) map and I got really excited but couldn't tell anyone. And that was the extent of my dream. Waking up from that one sucked.

Yeah waking up is the worst, I was really excited about Gabe rating my pizza as "tasty"...

[midget31394]

I once had a dream where I got eaten by a giant hippo vagina.

[zpqrei]

I once had a dream that I was buying Dario's house off him and his wife. I was just about to sign some paper Dario gave me to seal the deal when an ostrich came in through the door and attacked me.

[DaBeatzProject]

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Originally Posted by midget31394

I once had a dream where I got eaten by a giant hippo vagina.

I once had a dream where i was really fat and i had a vagina and i ate s- wait....

[Wilson]

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Originally Posted by DaBeatzProject

I once had a dream where i was really fat and i had a vagina and i ate s- wait....

Oh God.

[YM]

Microwaved some ben and jerryy's (chocolate fudge brownie) for a full minute instead of just 10 seconds, devastated, I tried the resulting sludge and decided it would be ok to eat more like a warm soup.

My father starts talking to me, the details of the conversation I cannot recall, but now all of a sudden instead of scooping mushy ben and jerry's into a bowl, I'm scooping stir fry with unreasonably large chunks of broccoli into a bowl.

And my subconscious mind is just thinking "yeah, this is normal and totally what I expected"

Then I wake up and think: "What the fuck, stir fry instead of ice cream... and you didn't realise you were dreaming!"

Lucidity still evades me.

[Trotim]

oh yeah well I have at least one weird dream every night

and they're so awesome it'd take too long to explain them here

[Seba]

13:32 - Gerbil | Saxxy Finalist: I fell asleep in my classroom while waiting for my literature finals, then I woke up 10 minutes before the test and started to run. While running I collapse and start having some sort of seizure, only to wake up 15 minutes before the test. I suddenly realise I am an octopus. Then I actually woke up.

[WastedMeerkat]

The other day I had a false awakening where I got a text message on my cell phone laying on my bedside, and when I opened the text, it was a picture of the Space Core and the text said "Can I help you with Windows 7?" When I really woke up I had to go check if I really got that text on my cell phone just to make sure it wasn't real. Also I had another false awakening once where I got up to go to the bathroom, and when I peed in my dream, I also peed on my bed. :<