Why do you love steam convos?

[A Boojum Snark]

Unrelated text preserved and ghosted to maintain the flow and sense of momentum between the events

The Political Gamer disconnected.
1646 - Penguin [ASHURBANIPAL]: yes
1646 - Penguin [ASHURBANIPAL]: oh wait no
1646 - Penguin [ASHURBANIPAL]: nvm
1646 - Void-o'-Lantern: brb
1646 - Westerhound: ohwait doogoo does that
1646 - Westerhound: hoodoo*
1646 - Penguin [ASHURBANIPAL]: dogpoo
1646 - [Φ] Randdalf + Bird: was good team! http://dl.getdropbox.com/u/1085379/cp_well0031.jpg
The Political Gamer entered chat.
1646 - The Political Gamer: WTF
1647 - The Political Gamer: steam just crashed
1647 - Matt: Don't leave on me after I ask you a question >
1647 - Penguin [ASHURBANIPAL]: WHAT THE SHIT
1647 - Penguin [ASHURBANIPAL]: WHEN DID THEY ADD THAT AT THE TOP
1647 - A Boojum Snark: I wish they would add the tournament spectator thing to normal spec.
1648 - Westerhound: too many players
1648 - The Political Gamer: @matt ask it again
1648 - Matt: Matt: TPG: Good L4D rescuve vehicle to remove survivors from the top of a weather station on a mountain in the middle of a hurricane?
1648 - A Boojum Snark: no there isn't wester
1648 - A Boojum Snark: <_<
1648 - A Boojum Snark: it would totally fit 12 players
1648 - Penguin [ASHURBANIPAL]: Matt: Giant Balloon
1648 - Matt: Hurricane?
1648 - Penguin [ASHURBANIPAL]: witha six-year old in it
1648 - Matt: TPG: Are you in the steam client canidate beta?
1649 - The Political Gamer: don't think so
1649 - Westerhound: where is my APG verification email :/
1649 - Matt: Hmmn
1649 - The Political Gamer: still very odd
1650 - A Boojum Snark: Who has Civilization
1650 - A Boojum Snark: 4
[Φ] Randdalf + Bird disconnected.
1650 - Penguin [ASHURBANIPAL]: not I
1650 - Matt: I predict Penguin will disconnect next!
1651 - Matt kicks the chat room
Penguin [ASHURBANIPAL] disconnected.
1651 - Matt: Erm
1651 - The Political Gamer: me
A Boojum Snark [warm&fuzzy] has changed their name to the chat room.
1651 - Matt: >.>
Matt was kicked by the chat room.
1651 - The Political Gamer: lol
A Boojum Snark [warm&fuzzy] has changed their name to A Boojum Snark.
Matt entered chat.
1652 - Matt: You have been kicked from the chat by the chat room.
1652 - Matt: lol
1652 - A Boojum Snark: <.<
1653 - Void-o'-Lantern: back
1653 - Void-o'-Lantern: oh dear
Penguin [ASHURBANIPAL] entered chat.
1654 - Menderza: OMG OMG OMG
1654 - Penguin [ASHURBANIPAL]: Steam Crash
1654 - Menderza: map testing tomorow
1654 - Matt: Peng
1654 - Penguin [ASHURBANIPAL]: WHO IS NEXT?
1654 - Matt: OOH OOH
1654 - Matt: IS IT ME?
1654 - Penguin [ASHURBANIPAL]: YES
1654 - A Boojum Snark: TPG, did you mean you have Civ?
1654 - ZombieNova| TF2maps: Grrrr i can't find the name of the swamp skyboxs
1654 - Menderza: also booj do you have any idea how i could fix the skybox so it dosnt get all boxy on low settings
1655 - A Boojum Snark: no mipmaps, I believe
Matt disconnected.
1655 - Menderza: k
1655 - A Boojum Snark: or ask void
Matt entered chat.
1655 - Matt: :<
1655 - Menderza: VOID GET IN HERE
1655 - Penguin [ASHURBANIPAL]: HAHAH
1655 - A Boojum Snark: You're good at this, matt.
1655 - Penguin [ASHURBANIPAL]: Matt
1655 - A Boojum Snark: When did you get ESP?
1655 - Matt: That wasn't cool lol

[Penguin]

A Boojum Snark: yeah ok
A Boojum Snark: I'm going to stop talking to you.
Penguin [AVE]: A Boojum Snark: and why there is still a variance from like 50 to 110.
-|U|- [ΑΣΥ] Frostycane: people don't live very long because of our dying atmosphere
Penguin [AVE]: what the shit
-|U|- [ΑΣΥ] Frostycane: Radiation from the son slams into the atmosphere, wearing it down.
pseudo: yes
Penguin [AVE]: From the SON
pseudo: from the son
Penguin [AVE]: JESUS CHRIST
Penguin [AVE]: OUR SAVIOUR
pseudo: radioactive jesus

[Cerulean]

After hours of idling, I scrolled through chat and found this gem. I started lol'ing at the red line, then continued lol'ing some more after reading it all again.


<Woof> Icarus: anyone want to waste time somewhere?
Chrono is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
Chocolate Helicopter Void: Oh I get it
Chocolate Helicopter Void: Waste
<Woof> Icarus: -_-
Seba-079 | TF2Maps.net: >.>
<Woof> Icarus: -_-
Nerdboy: +_+
pseudo entered chat.
<Woof> Icarus: P_P
Seba-079 | TF2Maps.net: D_D
The Political Gamer: :EEEEE
<Woof> Icarus: M_M
Seba-079 | TF2Maps.net: #_#
Nerdboy: :_:
Seba-079 | TF2Maps.net: ;_;
Nerdboy: ?_?
The Political Gamer: :D_:D
Nineaxis is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
Seba-079 | TF2Maps.net: ,,|,
Nerdboy: b_b
Nerdboy: ..!.,
The Political Gamer: 8==========D~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Seba-079 | TF2Maps.net: ( . Y . )
<Woof> Icarus: what have I done
Chicago Teddy Bear: actual size TPG?
Nerdboy: ( ) )
Chicago Teddy Bear: dont worry its not that bad
Chicago Teddy Bear: :P
A Boojum Snark: ... what
Chicago Teddy Bear: ok, maybe it is that bad
The Political Gamer: 8================================================= ================================================== ================================================== =========D~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
<Woof> Icarus: quantum penis
Seba-079 | TF2Maps.net: 8======D^4
Nerdboy: -(> )o( <)-
Chicago Teddy Bear has changed their name to YM.
A Boojum Snark: is that what you call it, icarus?
A Boojum Snark: physics fetish?
The Political Gamer: ^_^
A Boojum Snark: do you tell your girlfriend she has a nice wormhole?
YM: no booj
YM: you dont mix astrophysics with quantum physics
Nerdboy: Physics fetish would be Pleasure = Current * Resistance^2
pseudo: he prefers the black hole



Then there was this....

YM: no
YM slowly removes clothes
A Boojum Snark: wat
The Political Gamer: eeewwwwwwwww

[umbratile]

Yes, this was a geniune bug of some sort.

Owlruler: crash?
[Φ] Randdalf + [Φ] Bird: crash?
Westerhound: LOL
Muffin Man: parc hho
A Boojum Snark: apparently
DaBeatzProject: dc
Muffin Man: taw lol
DaBeatzProject: :/
Muffin Man: sdrawkcab gnipyt m'I
Muffin Man: ahhaahhah
Jack entered chat.
DaBeatzProject: lol muffinc
Owlruler: west, It was my awesome kill of you that did it
DaBeatzProject:
Westerhound: lies
Muffin Man: EMOSEWA SI SIHT
[Φ] Randdalf + [Φ] Bird: actually it was "Jack killed Turian Spectre [C2T] with flamethrower."
DaBeatzProject: EMO!?
Westerhound: how muffin?
Jack: i did what?
Muffin Man: I have no idea
Muffin Man: oh it's back to normal
Owlruler:
DaBeatzProject: lol
Gentlemanne of Awesomeness: crash?
Muffin Man: niaga sdrawkcab s'ti won tub...
Muffin Man: oaml
Owlruler: it's like timewarp
Westerhound: how did you know?
[Φ] Randdalf + [Φ] Bird: lan serber?
[Φ] Randdalf + [Φ] Bird: server*
A Boojum Snark: bleh
Fecking Critical Magnetizer entered chat.
Fecking Critical Magnetizer: Is it just me
Fecking Critical Magnetizer: Or did the server just die
Muffin Man: died
[Φ] Randdalf + [Φ] Bird: deid ti
Muffin Man: pu tton llits
Muffin Man: sff ho
Gentlemanne of Awesomeness: twqk shget
DaBeatzProject: lol
Muffin Man: SIHT SI TAHW
DaBeatzProject: THIS
DaBeatzProject: IS
[Φ] Randdalf + [Φ] Bird: !!gnorw ti did uot
DaBeatzProject: SPARTA!!
Gentlemanne of Awesomeness: server back
Westerhound types backwards backwards
Muffin Man: daerht "tahc eht evol uoy od yhw" eht ni gniog si siht

[Westerhound]

lrn2changecolors

[umbratile]

I pretty much edited out all the irrelevant stuff, what else do you want? :S

[Cerulean]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Muffin Man

I pretty much edited out all the irrelevant stuff, what else do you want? :S

Cookies and ice cream.

[Nineaxis]

Quote:

Blutarch Mann: Guy on right is Civillian
Redmond Mann: NO
Blutarch Mann: YES
Redmond Mann: NO
Blutarch Mann: YES
Redmond Mann: NO
Blutarch Mann: YES
Redmond Mann: NO
Blutarch Mann: YES
Blutarch Mann was kicked by Redmond Mann.
Blutarch Mann entered chat.
Blutarch Mann: YOU ALWAYS WERE A FILTHY CHEATER, REDMOND

Weeeee

[Owlruler]

Evang: trick-or-treaters
Evang: hooray
=RCD= Psy [Community Minigun!]: it's crappy when you don't set a start fade distance though
=RCD= Psy [Community Minigun!]: it fades from 0
Nineaxis: it's only 2pm
Chrono: its noon
Evang: 3pm here
Chrono: 3pm
=RCD= Psy [Community Minigun!]: it's 7:35pm!
Chrono: what the fuck
Chrono: its not dark then
𝟎Matt - 3 Hats: It's nooon
Evang: just little kids
Evang: we had a batman, a harry potter, a derek jeter and a...um, pirate cheerleader
Chrono: ...pirate...cheerleader
Chrono: does not compute

[Penguin]

zpqrei [Communist Flamethrower]: http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/3...1101202213.jpg
Penghoul: wtf
Tom Cruise: wat
Penghoul: zeep
Penghoul: what the shit
Matt: wat
Penghoul: wat
zpqrei [Communist Flamethrower]: It's a friend of mind
The Political Gamer: wut
Penghoul: wat
Tom Cruise: wat
zpqrei [Communist Flamethrower]: I macro'd it
The Political Gamer: wut
zpqrei [Communist Flamethrower]: wat
Dat Owlruler: wut